Washington D.C. 2009

I can't afford a lawyer so I wrote this myself. Basically, I am not responsible for anything. Nothing you read, nothing you see, nothing you hear. Void in Alaska and Hawaii. Some assembly is required. This is a limited-time offer. I also love the state of Minnesota, don't you know? I also think that the 1991 World Series was the greatest of all time. I believe Ronald Reagan is over rated and James K. Polk is the most underrated President of all time. There should be an app for this...